Everything I hate about selfies in one picture

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
02/13/2016 at 21:24 • Filed to: None

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I’ll have to take her word for it on the property. There’s a couple of stupid people in the way and I can’t see it.

Thanks to eHarmony for explaining all that I needed to know about this young woman.

#OperationPartnerInCrime


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Nick Has an Exocet
02/13/2016 at 21:26

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Human trafficking is a terrible thing.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
02/13/2016 at 21:28

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lolwut. Funny you say that as the last person I clicked on was clearly a human trafficking case.


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
02/13/2016 at 21:46

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Goddammit +1


Kinja'd!!! 500 Days of Kittens > Nick Has an Exocet
02/13/2016 at 21:52

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What’s the alternative though? That she posts a pic of the property itself and we bitch about how she has a pic in her dating profile that only shows a bunch of land and not her?

I think the point of this kind of picture is to say “I work for a company that purchases land. That’s indicative of stuff. Also, I look like this. That’s also indicative of stuff. Hope this covers things that you care about.” Not a bad showing.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > 500 Days of Kittens
02/13/2016 at 21:56

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The point is that in this person’s brain, this is a picture of the property.


Kinja'd!!! 500 Days of Kittens > Nick Has an Exocet
02/13/2016 at 22:08

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I disagree. I think that in this person’s brain, it’s just a decent picture of herself. Those are hard to find, and they’re even harder to caption. Or maybe that’s just (plainly ugly) me. :)

For what it's worth, good luck out there! I met my current girlfriend on Tinder and she's hot and fun as hell, so I really believe in this online shit.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > 500 Days of Kittens
02/13/2016 at 22:15

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“There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes.” ~Abraham Lincoln


Kinja'd!!! 500 Days of Kittens > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
02/13/2016 at 22:34

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+1 ugly mug


Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > Nick Has an Exocet
02/13/2016 at 23:38

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Right there with ya, totally narcissistic.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Nick Has an Exocet
02/14/2016 at 08:40

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If it were me, I probably would have cropped out the property if the picture was going on a dating site for obvious safety reasons. Probably would have cropped out the caption too but oh well.